Jimmy the Caddie

Edit: Woah, I thought this thing didn't make it up here cuz I was having trouble adding the text stuff xD. Which isn't on here now.... and yet someone favorited it, which let me know it was here.... crazy place xD, anyways, here's the story of Jimmy the Caddie,

In life, Jimmy was just a 15 year old golf caddy working for a high end country club. The rich folks he caddied for were always drunk and making stupid jokes like “Why did the golf ball go into the hole? TO GET TO CHINA!!! har har har.”

One day, his drunk patrons couldn’t tell the difference between the green and the forest, so they forced Jimmy to go grab their ball from the green and return with it. A few seconds after picking up the ball, Jimmy was clonked on the head with a golf ball and died soon after. His drunk patrons hadn’t tried to help him because they hallucinated that he was just doing an interpretive dance, of which they were enjoying. Their story held up in court. Several members of the jury apparently had had similar experiences in the past.

While Jimmy was dead, he met a powerful spirit named Howitzer. Howitzer knew how to get back to the world of the living. “Would you like to take vengeance, little Jimmy?” “Yes” was the reply. So first Howitzer took Jimmy to a trunk of goods from the living world. He grabbed a bat, and a monocle which he thought made him look cool.

In seconds Jimmy was back in the real world. His body glowed orange for a moment, and then turned white. But it wasn’t his body he realized, he was a ghostly spirit. Jimmy waited all night and into the next day, when he finally saw the drunk patrons once again.

“Why did California break away from the United states? To go vacation in Hawaii!” There was no mistaking who these people were. Jimmy drew in close and……… CONK! Jimmy was hit by a baseball, one which apparently came out of nowhere. It turned out Jimmy just has really bad luck with sports. He was back in the after life and was glad to hear his favorite player broke a home run record. But next time he thought, he would ask Howitzer to come with him!







This is an avy/story I made for a gaia avatar arena submission. Unfortunately they only allow 500 characters. I put a link to my profile with the story, but I think no one bothered to look x.x.

Also, unfortunatly I had no golf items, so instead I had to alter the story a bit for the baseball items to make sense xD